Shipping & Returns

We ship via the beloved USPS. 

Shipping Policy

All direct shipments are sent via USPS. We hate to charge for shipping... so we don't. We eat the cost of getting you your order. That's pretty Zen, if you ask us. If you buy our bundles it's a better deal for everyone. Our profit margins are REALLY low.  But that's OK because for us, laughter is more important than money... for now anyway!

Return & Exchange Policy

We typically don't accept returns. You're getting a box of rocks and a jokey meditation guide online. What more do you need from us? If there is something terribly wrong with your order, please reach out and we will do our best to correct this. If you need to cancel your order, please contact us at before your order is processed and before a shipping confirmation email is sent. After that, there's not much we can do.

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*This product is simultaneously wonderful and satirical. It is ironic to its core and riddled with social commentary from the marketing, to the unboxing, to our tongue-in-cheek interactive The Zen Guide™

 It's all part of our 'parody of a luxury lifestyle brand' approach to help you find inner peace.  But with our affordable prices and always free shipping, who cares what we are doing here. Get ready to say, "Goodbye, confusing world; Hello, blissful Zen."

a product from Nicholas Bernardi

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My Zen Rocks, 2718 N Campbell, Chicago IL