BELOW ARE SOME PERSONALIZED MESSAGE IDEAS

Babe,

Our love ROCKs.  

~Your Bae

ManBaby,

You are my ROCK

~Your Girl

Mom,

I hope you find these ZENtertaining

~Your Favorite Kid

Musically Inclined Kid,

ROCK On.

~Mom and Dad

You,

I hope your day is most ZENlightened.

~Me

Richard,

Be mindful not to be a Dick,

~Nice Person

Brother,

You're ZENtitled to some relaxation

~Sister

Boss,

You seem stressed.

Relax with My Zen Rocks

~Worker Bee

Girlfriend,

I wanted to ZENd you something sweet.

~Boyfriend

Boyfriend,

You can never be with ZENdaya.

I hope this is the next best thing.

~Girlfriend

Delta,

I hope these help calm you as you

ZENter these changing times.

~Concerned

Roomie,

Let me ZENtroduce you to

something ridiculous

~Other Roomie

Phone Buyer,

This is better than 5G...

Welcome to the ZENternet!

~Phone User

 

Hurt,

Sorry I hurt your feelings.

It wasn't ZENtentional.

~Healer

Will,

Sorry about that ZENtanglement

~Jada

Blue,

Sorry for ROCKing the boat

Red

Person

Let's get stoned.

~Smart Person

 

Jay,

You ROCK!!!

~Nick

Dad,

Here's some Rocks to chill out with.

~The Son You Barely Loved

 

Teenager,

Well, you don't believe in Santa anymore,

so here's some rocks.

~Parent

_________________________

Profanity Welcome.

No Threatening Messages Allowed.

Sorry, it's not Zen.

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*This product is simultaneously wonderful and satirical. It is ironic to its core and riddled with social commentary from the marketing, to the unboxing, to our tongue-in-cheek interactive The Zen Guide™

 It's all part of our 'parody of a luxury lifestyle brand' approach to help you find inner peace.  But with our affordable prices and always free shipping, who cares what we are doing here. Get ready to say, "Goodbye, confusing world; Hello, blissful Zen."

a product from Nicholas Bernardi

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