BELOW ARE SOME PERSONALIZED MESSAGE IDEAS

Babe,

Our love ROCKs.  

~Your Bae

ManBaby,

You are my ROCK

~Your Girl

Mom,

I hope you find these ZENtertaining

~Your Favorite Kid

Musically Inclined Kid,

ROCK On.

~Mom and Dad

You,

I hope your day is most ZENlightened.

~Me

Richard,

Be mindful not to be a Dick,

~Nice Person

Brother,

You're ZENtitled to some relaxation

~Sister

Boss,

You seem stressed.

Relax with My Zen Rocks

~Worker Bee

Girlfriend,

I wanted to ZENd you something sweet.

~Boyfriend

Boyfriend,

You can never be with ZENdaya.

I hope this is the next best thing.

~Girlfriend

Delta,

I hope these help calm you as you

ZENter these changing times.

~Concerned

Roomie,

Let me ZENtroduce you to

something ridiculous

~Other Roomie

Phone Buyer,

This is better than 5G...

Welcome to the ZENternet!

~Phone User

 

Hurt,

Sorry I hurt your feelings.

It wasn't ZENtentional.

~Healer

Will,

Sorry about that ZENtanglement

~Jada

Blue,

Sorry for ROCKing the boat

Red

Person

Let's get stoned.

~Smart Person

 

Jay,

You ROCK!!!

~Nick

Dad,

Here's some Rocks to chill out with.

~The Son You Barely Loved

 

Teenager,

Well, you don't believe in Santa anymore,

so here's some rocks.

~Parent

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Profanity Welcome.

No Threatening Messages Allowed.

Sorry, it's not Zen.

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