BELOW ARE SOME PERSONALIZED MESSAGE IDEAS
Babe,
You are My ROCK!
~Your Bae
ManBaby,
Our love ROCKs
~Your Girl
Mom,
I hope you find these ZENtertaining
~Your Favorite Kid
Musically Inclined Kid,
ROCK On.
~Mom and Dad
You,
I hope your day is most ZENlightened.
~Me
Richard,
Be mindful not to be a Dick.
~Nice Person
Brother,
You're ZENtitled to some relaxation
~Sister
Boss,
You seem stressed.
Relax with My Zen Rocks.
They're ZENstational!
~Worker Bee
Girlfriend,
I wanted to ZENd you something sweet.
~Boyfriend
Boyfriend,
You can never be with ZENdaya.
I hope this is the next best thing.
~Girlfriend
Delta,
I hope these help calm you as you
ZENter these changing times.
~Concerned
Roomie,
Let me ZENtroduce you to
something ridiculous
~Other Roomie
Phone Buyer,
This is better than 5G...
Welcome to the ZENternet!
~Phone User
Hurt,
Sorry I hurt your feelings.
It wasn't ZENtentional.
~Healer
Will,
Sorry about that ZENtanglement
~Jada
Blue,
Sorry for ROCKing the boat
Red
Person
Get STONED.
~Smart Person
Jay,
ZENter the ZEN ZONE!
~Nick
Dad,
Here's some Rocks to chill out with.
~The Son You Barely Loved
Teenager,
Well, you don't believe in Santa anymore,
so here are some My Zen Rocks.
~Parent
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Profanity Welcome.
No Threatening Messages Allowed.
Sorry, it's not Zen.
