Sat on the Rocks

The Mini-Meditation Perfect for Everyone 

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Yoga Practice

Find Your

Inner Peace*

Level up your Zen with The Zen Guide

Send loved ones the gift of "Inner Peace"

A meditation for those of us less mindful*

"The funniest gag gift or

substitution for a greeting card!"

~Your Mom

Hilarious and Stress Reducing

It world's most enlightened gag gift

The Zen Guide

is satire we desperately needed

A thought-provoking yet self-aware parody of ostentatious wellness-culture

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*This product is simultaneously wonderful and satirical. It is ironic to its core and riddled with social commentary from the marketing, to the unboxing, to our tongue-in-cheek interactive The Zen Guide™

 It's all part of our 'parody of a luxury lifestyle brand' approach to help you find inner peace.  But with our affordable prices and always free shipping, who cares what we are doing here. Get ready to say, "Goodbye, confusing world; Hello, blissful Zen."

a product from Nicholas Bernardi

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