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The Mini-Meditation Perfect for Everyone™ 

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Find Your

Inner Peace*

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Level up your Zen with The Zen Guide™

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Send loved ones the gift of "Inner Peace"

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A meditation for those of us less mindful*

"The funniest

substitution for a greeting card!"

~Your Mom

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Hilarious and Stress Reducing

It world's most enlightened gag gift™

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The Zen Guide™

is satire we desperately needed

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A thought-provoking yet self-aware parody of ostentatious wellness-culture

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